Boris the Lonely Goatherd

Dangleboris

Thanks to Dominique Martindale, via http://dangleboris.wordpress.com/

The future Prime Minister… Oh Boris. Lots of people have been having fun with the DangleBoris meme, and quite rightly, too. Things like this are why people like Boris, you would never catch Dave or George in a situation where they might end up suspended 100 feet above the ground on a zip wire waving Union Flags. Also, anyone that’s been reading my blog long enough to remember this knows how much I love to change the lyrics to songs, so here goes:

High on a wire was a lonely Boris
Gosh Golly Rah, Golly Rah Rah Rah
Posh was the voice of the lonely Boris

Gosh Golly Rah, Golly Rah

Folks in the park posted him on Twitter
Gosh Golly Rah, Golly Rah Rah Rah
Backbench Tories said he’d never looked fitter
Gosh Golly Rah, Golly Rah

Yo ho, Boris on a zip wire
Yo ho, Boris is a hun
Yo ho, Boris on a zip wire
Boris is a lot of fun

 

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